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On Halloween Night
A couple of demons, on Halloween night, showed up on my doorstep to give me a fright. I smiled when I saw them. I gave them a wink, and handed them each a delicious, cold drink. You might think it’s...
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Chocolate for Breakfast
Chocolate for breakfast. Chocolate for lunch. Chocolate for dinner. Chocolate for brunch. Chocolate on Saturday, chocolate on Sunday, and nothing but chocolate the whole day on Monday. On Tuesday and...
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My Mother Drives Me Everywhere
My mother drives me everywhere. She drives me to my school. She drives me to my football practice and the swimming pool. She drives me to piano lessons, and my English tutor. She drives me to the mall...
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I Finished My Homework
I finished my homework. It took me all night. I tried to make sure I got everything right. I read every chapter the teacher assigned. My eyes grew so bleary I nearly went blind. I studied each problem...
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My Flat Cat
I have a cat. My cat is flat. He sleeps beneath the bathroom mat. He slides around upon the ground without the slightest striding sound. He only eats the flattest meats and thin and wispy kitty...
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Thank You, Thanksgiving
Thank you, Thanksgiving. We’re glad that you’re here. You ring in this season of holiday cheer. You give us a day to express gratitude with family and friends and a whole bunch of food; with turkey...
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My iPhone Did My Homework
My iPhone did my homework. I simply talked to Siri. I read her all the problems and she answered every query. I asked her, “What is five times twelve?” She answered, “Allentown.” Her answer seemed...
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Sleeping Santa
I woke this Christmas morning and, much to my surprise, a sleeping, snoring Santa Claus was there before my eyes. It seems he was exhausted from staying up all night, delivering his presents on a long...
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I Got a New Laptop for Christmas
I got a new “laptop” for Christmas. It’s awesome and couldn’t be cuter. It isn’t a regular laptop. It isn’t some kind of computer. This laptop’s not battery-powered. It’s missing a keyboard and...
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My Father Can’t Find Me
My father can’t find me. He says that it’s weird, I seem to have vanished. I just disappeared. My mother can’t see me. She’s looking around. She’s calling my name but I cannot be found. My brother and...
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Melinda Made a Snowman
Melinda made a snowman, which she gave a carrot nose. She placed some rubber boots on what she figured were his toes. Melinda gave him charcoal eyes, and after one last pat, upon her snowman’s frozen...
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I Ate a Clock
At eight o’clock I ate a clock. And, just as you’re assuming, it tasted pretty bad, and it was really time consuming. The post I Ate a Clock appeared first on Kenn Nesbitt's Poetry4kids.com.
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Our Dog’s Name is Roomba
Our dog’s name is Roomba. He’s such a great pup. If food hits our carpet, he vacuums it up. He’s constantly sniffing for food he can “clean.” Our floors are the tidiest you’ve ever seen. There’s...
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Lunchbox Love Note
Inside my lunch to my surprise a perfect heart-shaped love note lies. The outside says, “Will you be mine?” and, “Will you be my valentine?” I take it out and wonder who would want to tell me “I love...
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Valentine’s Day Card
I’d rather fight a tiger covered head-to-toe in gravy. I’d rather spend a decade scrubbing toilets in the navy. I’d rather hug a porcupine. I’d rather wrestle eels. I’d rather run a marathon with...
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Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk
Chelsea had some chocolate milk but spilled it on her shirt. Jackson got his jacket ripped while rolling in the dirt. Emily and Isabella must have had a fight. Alexander looks as if he stayed awake...
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A Real Groaner
I stood in line to get some punch. I wanted some to drink with lunch. The line was long. The line was slow. It seemed to take an hour or so. At last I got up to the front. The serving lady gave a...
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I Broke My Mother’s iPhone
I broke my mother’s iPhone. I didn’t mean to do it. I played a game that made me mad, and that was why I threw it. I tried to fix it quickly. I used a lot of tape plus glue and gum and rubber bands to...
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Yesterday I Took a Test
Yesterday I took a test. I got a perfect score. A perfect score is something that I’ve never had before. My teacher nearly fainted. My parents were impressed to think that I knew every single answer...
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The Principal Is Missing
The Principal is missing. He’s nowhere to be found. The teachers tried to page him and they’ve hunted all around. He isn’t in the staff room. He isn’t in the gym, and all the kids are wondering just...
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