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Splash!
The snow is gone. Outside I dash. I jump up high and then I SPLASH! A spray of sludge goes everywhere. It cakes my clothes and hands and hair. I stomp around in mucky ooze. It soaks my socks. It fills...
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Our Parents Were Kidnapped by Pirates
Our parents were kidnapped by pirates today, who climbed in the window and whisked them away. They tied up our mom and our dad with a whip, then took them as prisoners onto their ship. They sent us a...
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An Oyster Celebration
There’s an Oyster celebration every year in Oyster Bay, when the Oyster Bunny brings his Oyster eggs on Oyster Day. They put their Oyster clothes on, Oyster morning, getting dressed in their brand-new...
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My Smelly Telephone
My telephone is smelly. It’s a smelly telephone. I wish it didn’t stink but it’s the only one I own. I thought I bought a smartphone that was also cellular. It seems that’s not exactly what they meant...
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Mother’s Day Breakfast
I brought my mom Mother’s Day breakfast in bed. I tripped and spilled orange juice right on her head. She woke with a scream and knocked over the tray. The coffee dumped out, and it drenched her...
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The Underwear Tree
Outside, in our garden, you have to come see the tree that we planted—an underwear tree. Our underwear tree isn’t like normal plants; it doesn’t grow fruit, it just grows underpants. There aren’t any...
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The Sofa Ate My Father
My dad was on the sofa. He was watching the TV when the sofa swiftly swallowed him, then burped and said, “‘Scuse me.” I’d never heard the sofa speak, so that was really weird. But I was mainly mad...
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Annette the Detective
Annette the Detective is bad at detecting. She’s crummy at hunting for clues and inspecting. She can’t catch the bad guys or solve any cases by following footprints or studying faces. She doesn’t spot...
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Hyper Nate
My name is Nate. My normal state is one of being hyper. I’ve been a wild and active child since I was in a diaper. You’d be surprised how energized a kid like me can be. It’s tons of fun to run and...
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I Found a Secret Passageway
I found a secret passageway behind a secret door, inside a secret closet that I’d never seen before. I tiptoed through that secret door and down that secret hall to find a secret room behind a secret...
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