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I’m Srot of Srcmabled Up Tdaoy

I’m srot of srcmabled up tdaoy. I’m tolatly cnofsued. You mgiht tihnk taht it’s fnuny, but I’m relaly not amsued. I’m feeilng srot of sctaterbarined. I’m trleuy in a tzizy. I’m jsut not thniknig...

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My Lunch Gave Me a Tummy Ache

My lunch gave me a tummy ache, a tummy ache, a tummy ache. My lunch gave me a tummy ache. I really don’t know why. I only had a sirloin steak, a birthday cake, a chocolate shake. It wasn’t hard, for...

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My Mom Likes Playing DnD

My mom likes playing DnD alone inside her room, but doesn’t have adventures in a dungeon or a tomb. She doesn’t get together with her friends to go on quests. She doesn’t battle monsters and explore...

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The Man from Planet X

His name is Rex from Planet X, the man from outer space. He loves to visit other worlds and flies from place to place. He always eats on Planet 8 and drinks on Planet T. He’ll often golf on Planet 4...

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I’m a Pirate and a Pumpkin

I’m a pirate and a pumpkin. I’m a fairy and a frog. I’m a robot and a skeleton, a dragon and a dog. I’m a mummy and a werewolf. I’m a superhero too. I’m a combination zombie ballerina kangaroo. I’m an...

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My Brother Punched Me in the Head

My brother punched me in the head. I hit him on the chin. He whacked me on the back and so I kicked him in the shin. I jabbed him in the abdomen. He bopped me on the nose. I socked him in the stomach...

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My Mom Likes Playing DnD

My mom likes playing DnD alone inside her room, but doesn’t have adventures in a dungeon or a tomb. She doesn’t get together with her friends to go on quests. She doesn’t battle monsters and explore...

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I Can’t Believe It’s Christmas Eve

I can’t believe it’s Christmas Eve and everyone’s awake because, today, I’m sad to say, we made a big mistake. We went to bed but, then, instead of slumbering and dreaming, we woke in fear, surprised...

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My Kitten Is a Ninja

My kitten is a ninja. He wears a black disguise. He sneaks up on me stealthily and takes me by surprise. I never hear him coming. He doesn’t make a peep. He hides, then glides in silently and makes a...

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The Sport for Me

I think I’d like to learn to ski. It looks like just the sport for me. I want the fun and all the thrills of racing down those snowy hills. I dream that, someday, I will see those snowy hills and...

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Captain Impossible

Captain Impossible likes to have fun by learning to do things that cannot be done. He’ll quack like a rabbit. He’ll bark like a cat. He’ll oink like a rooster and moo like a rat. He’ll sniff with his...

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I Tried to Play Soccer

I tried to play soccer. The ball hit my face. My nose started bleeding all over the place. I tried to play rugby. I slipped on the field. I scraped up my elbows. They still haven’t healed. I tried to...

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Snow Mail

My cousin’s my pen pal. We write back and forth. My home’s in the south and she lives way up north. The winter is windy and white in her town. All season it’s freezing, with snow swirling down. She...

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